FW: Dear Mr Key

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From: "Dennis Bouverie" <dennis.b@xtra.co.nz>
To: <ZMQ5985@sailmail.com>
Subject: FW: Dear Mr Key
Date: 27 May 2012 00:20:00 -0000

This is cool....



Dear Mr. Key,


Please find below our suggestion for fixing NZ's economy.


Instead of giving billions of dollars to banks that will squander the
money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan..
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:


There are about 200,000 people over 50 in the work force.


Pay them $1 million each severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:


1) They MUST retire.
200,000 job openings - unemployment fixed


2) They MUST buy a new car.
200,000 cars ordered - Car Industry fixed


3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed


4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed


5) They MUST buy $100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .......
and there's your money back in duty/tax etc


6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading
scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy
b.......s to reduce their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or
we shut them down.


It can't get any easier than that!


P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay
back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances


If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
If not, please disregard.


Grumpies of the World Unite


Also .

Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing
home.


This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and
walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying
it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped
instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed
and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals
and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual
counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free,
on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with
gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the
guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and
unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay
$600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

Think about this (more points of contention):
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THE NZ CONSTITUTION - They keep talking about drafting a
Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours?
It was drawn up by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
centuries and we're not using it anymore.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse or Parliament, is this -
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges
and politicians...... It creates a hostile work environment.
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Also;
Think about this .... If you don't want to forward this for fear of
offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us
grumpy old folk of NZ to speak up!







































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