Fwd: Tr : QUOTES FROM FAMOUS MALES

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From: "Josette & Peter" <jopeter.werk@mail.pf>
To: ZMQ5985, <alan@cutloose.org>
Subject: Tr : QUOTES FROM FAMOUS MALES
Date: 16 Mar 2012 08:20:00 -0000

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De : Joe Nemes
Date : 18/02/2012 04:52:10
A : Josette & Peter
Sujet : QUOTES FROM FAMOUS MALES

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does
a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second
one didn t. The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit
it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once
.
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine
"
Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel

Honey, what happened to ladies first ? Husband replies, That s the reason
why the world s a mess today, because a lady went first!
David Letterman

First there s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding
ring..soon after....comes Suffer...ing! Jay Leno

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH.......AND TO THOSE
LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

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